Finally pulled a blazer out of the closet to smarten up my look for a party I was heading to, dress code was smart casual so paired with a tight black dress shirt, tight Levi jeans, grey dress socks and some leather brogues. Took a stroll through the bush on my way home and "accidentally" stumbled into some thick, soupy mud. Before you know it I'm face down in the slop, my shoes lost in the muck, covered head to toe in the sticky mud, stripping out of my smart tight clothes, I have all kinds of fun in the swampy mud before finishing off with a muddy wank. I think I need a new suit jacket now... .